Black-and-white meme of a man walking to a jukebox in a bar. There are various people in the middle of scrambling to stop him, most notably one diving through the air at him from the left and another hopping the bar counter to the right. The caption at the bottom reads 'Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!' The man is wearing a band t-shirt whose graphic has been edited to show ExileLord's old album art, which is a crude MS Paint drawing of the 'haggard' meme edited onto a TF2 character's head.
Meme of a stick person lying in bed. They are tired, having red eyes and dark under-eye bags. They are looking at the ceiling and thinking a thought bubble that reads 'but it was insanity, a danger to humanity, that in reaching their final goal was born a fiend without a soul'.
The 'heart locket my beloved' meme of a shiny red heart locket opening in half to reveal two sides. The left side is text which reads 'soulless 2 enlightened my beloved'. The right side is a gif of a few seconds of footage from a Guitar Hero game, specifically showing a section called 'Enlightened Solo' from a Guitar Hero custom song called 'Mechanical Machine (Soulless 2)' by 'Exilelord'. The note highway takes up most of the screen and shows a complicated series of notes being hit. First, there are three sets of descending blue-yellow-red triplet patterns followed by one yellow-red-green triplet. Next is the same thing repeated but this time with a wall of orange notes spaced so that one orange note is between each triplet note. The last part that is shown before the gif loops consists of two chimney patterns with red-yellow-blue-yellow-red as the roof and blue as the chimney. Behind the note highway is a skeletal character model with large ram horns rocking out on an electric guitar.
yaoi has yet to fail me
yaoi has yet to fail me
uummmm well you see i harvest lobter.
Reply on this post from user "wolftattoo" that reads "not even going to watch it i know this isnt funny..."
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#they blocked me for this post #id in alt #bluh


sacred-portal:

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1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him

incredibly pleased that this reached at least one person who is apparently obsessed with prometheus

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maykitz:

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the-haiku-bot:

gitrog:

I’m setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.

I’m setting my trap,

to catch the damn haiku bot.

Quiet! Here it comes.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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avianhasnodignity:

catgirlforeskin:

sabertoothwalrus:

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

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maykitz:

heyyyyyy /notfetishising

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testosteronetwunk:

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sage-the-lightning:

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supremeshogunrj:

killowave:

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The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

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seravph:

seravph:

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made

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